Online Christmas Entertainment

I put together a list of entertaining Christmas links I've ran into in the last week or two. A lot of them seem to be games.

• http://www.offthewrist.com/?id=santa - Fat Santa! Use the space bar to open his mouth and feed Santa. Make sure not to feed him any brussel sprouts. After a couple tries, I got Santa up to 296 lbs.
  


• http://www.elfyourself.com/ - Put a picture of your head on an elf and watch it dance. Check out my head on a dancing elf: http://www.elfyourself.com/?userid=8f3537883f34ec29ef24ad9G20061210.
  


• http://pimpmynutcracker.com/ - Bling out a nutcracker with your favorite hair, body parts, and accessories. Here's mine (I like the "Nut Life" tattoo):
• http://www.noradsanta.org/ - Track Santa on NORAD on Christmas Eve.


• http://holiday.enlighten.com/ - For those of you have that have been invited to a Christmas party this year that you really don't want to go to, I present the "Holiday Party Excuse Generator". Provide all the information about the party, host, etc. and out pops an excuse. Here's one I generated
• http://www.addictinggames.com/sobersanta.html - Sober Santa! The name is very misleading. The goal is to actually move drunk Santa around on a slippery roof and get him more drinks. I managed to get 907 points before Santa's drunk cigarette smokin ass fell of the roof :)
  
  
• http://www.addictinggames.com/sobersanta2.html - If Sober Santa wasn't enough for you, try Sober Santa 2. The graphics are better and this time you are trying to keep drunk Santa off the train set tracks so he doesn't get shocked all while trying to get him drinks at the same time.
  
  
• http://www.reindeertipping.com/ - This is especially appropriate for us in the midwest: Reindeer Tipping! Try to tip. Watch out for flying Christmas puddings and shovel carrying Santa. My high score was only 678 points :(
  
  
• http://www.ornamentsthemovie.com/ - Pretty cool computer animated Christmas short movie. I suggest dowloading the large version with the best resolution.
  
  
• http://www.thecompassgroup.biz/merryxmas.swf - Animated Santa Claus and the chorus lip-sync to Clyde McPhatter and the Drifters' "White Christmas" recorded in 1953.
  
  
• http://www.gamenet.com/elfattack/ - This game is awesome. Use just the right power and aim to chuck snowballs at elfs. Make sure to pick up the packages from the sleigh that will give you bonus points, freeze the elves, multi-snowballs, speedy Santa, etc. My high score was 22,634.
  
  
• http://www.jibjab.com/originals/originals/jibjab/movieid/67 - Santa Clause is broke, presented by JibJab.
  
  
• http://www.jibjab.com/originals/originals/jibjab/movieid/27 - Farting Elves: 12 Days of Christmas, presented by JibJab.
  
  
• Finally, I present to you President Bush's rendition of Deck the Halls: